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Cookbook Contents....

Preface - Acknowledgment - Appetizers, Sauces & Relishes
Breads, Rolls & Pastries - Soups, Salads & Vegetables
Cakes, Cookies, Pies & Desserts - MainDishes - Candy, Jelly & Preserves
Mike's OSU Aggie's Better Than Se...xxx Cake - Old Indian Recipe

Mike's OSU Aggies Best 'Se...XXX Cake'

I've had a request for this next cake recipe Sooo . . . In honor of OSU This Cake Recipe that My Son is Famous for.

1/2 Cups Pecans
Graham Cracker Crust (Use Your favorite & send me a copy
4 Cups Cool Whip (2 cartons)
16 oz. cream cheese
2 Cup Powdered sugar
3-1/4 Cup milk
2 small pkgs. instant Chocolate fudge pudding
Your favorite chocolate bar, shaved

Bed...
Add halved pecans to Graham Cracker Crust. Massage and caress into a 13-inch-x-9-inch sleeping (serving) dish. Cook until tan. Place in refrigerator while making the rest of Se...XXX.
On Bottom...
Whip Powdered sugar into cream cheese. Make it as light as possible. This is the best part of the 'Se...XXX.' The whipped, white filling melts in your mouth. Fold 2 cups of Cool Whip into Cream Cheese Mixture......... Oooooh!... Now doesn't that feel good. Spread filling care- fully over the chillin' crust.
On Top...
Combine and whip pudding and milk. It begins to setup quick so make sure all the lumps are out. The little Love lumps are cute, but there is no room for it in Sex. Spread very gently over first layer.
Sheet...
Spread the remaining Cool Whip over the top to hide what is inside of Sex. Finally, garnish with your favorite candy bar, shaved, on Top.

WARNING: .....XXX RATING

This dessert has a very hypnotic effect on women at OSU. I have had 'Sex' about 7 or 8 times. And since it is long-lasting, I can have it with 6 or 7 women at a time. Sex is great for parties, executive meetings, and study sessions. Once they have my Sex, they keep hounding me for more.

Mike has become semi-famous with this dessert at OSU. If you want, you can go to the Off-Campus Student Association office at OSU and ask about Chef-Boy-R-Mike's Sex and see what response you get. Watch out for Jennifer, she is a flirt. We call her Blonde Roots.

Testimonials:
Jennifer: Mike, when are you going to have 'Sex'again. I'm in the mood.
Sheryl: You bring the 'Sex' for dessert, and I'll make the main course.
Cheryl: I'm ready for some of your 'Sex.'
All Others: I love Mike's 'Sex.'